I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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