just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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