well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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