Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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