He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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