if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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