I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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