Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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