sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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