We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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