Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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