i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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