she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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