Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Pants are for mortals
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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