Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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