Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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