You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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