Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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