i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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