I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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