quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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