took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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