i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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