their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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