I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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