so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
