After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
How naked do you want me to be?
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