im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Randomize