The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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