Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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