Where are you?
In a non slutty way
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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