question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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