Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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