so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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