I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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