He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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