im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
it was like eating out sand paper
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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