oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I want to be your penis for a week.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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