yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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