it was like eating out sand paper
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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