so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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