there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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