yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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