It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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