awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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