i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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