Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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