The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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