Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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