On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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