there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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